you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich (via tastysalmagundi)
New meme… COMEDY AMON (via atla-annotated-replies)
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CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT? SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT. FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST. MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR. WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT. TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL, FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL. TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE. AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”. *drops mic descends back into stage* OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8 oky I’ll do my best!!! LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY? TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE PEACE RCPD R-R-RCPD TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND #TENZOUT MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2 YOU READY, ITS ME THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN YOU SEE ME ROLL IN EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE. REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY? THINK YOU CAN WIN IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE HOPE YOU CAN SWIM It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow. UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION? YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO? NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO. WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET. I believe the young ones say “You just got served” Tenzin fetch my robe THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT THING TO COME OF ANY FANDOM EVER IN HISTORY OF FANDOMS I’VE BEEN IN FUCK (Source: thetalesofbasingse, via tastysalmagundi)
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS
MY EXACT EXPRESSION OMG, STUPID CHILD D<
^ THIS X’D I was the exact same. The other daughter is lovely tho haha.
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When you recognize the setting of a 16th century painting, because you’ve virtually assassinated people there. 画
SIR. SIR. GIVE ME THAT AIRBRUSH. SIR. Oh god that guy lives in my state. I AM ASHAMED. *gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you (via tastysalmagundi)
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